December 2011
93 posts
hahahaha
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
“Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t...”
–
Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight
“You’re a different human being to everybody you meet.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via poplitealfossa)
the more i lurk around on facebook/ tumblr, the more i talk to my friends, the more people i meet, the more i realize that i might just have the best boyfriend ever.
talk about luuccckkky, merry christmas to me i suppose :)
… and if you’re reading this, hi alex ;)
sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.
HMPHF.
to all the highschoolers who think that university leads to a better life, you are mistaken. you have been lied to. it is awful.
i fucking hate science with a fiery passion of a thousand suns right now.
and i miss my boyfriend like you wouldn’t believe.
